Voice Of Taita Taveta

 Today…  We learn. Because clearly… we have been confusing seats with chairs. Leaders not seats, it shouldn't be comfort. Let’s start with the big man. Governor. Huyu ndio CEO wa county. Not brand ambassador. Not chief guest wa harambees. CEO. He runs the county. Money comes… he decides how it is used. Projects start… he approves. Hospitals fail… he answers. Roads stall… he explains. Simple. If things are not working in the county… huyu ndio mwenye kalamu. But us? We vote a Governor because: “Ni mtu wetu” “Anajua kuongea” “Alitupa hope” “Alikuja na chopper” Then after a few months… tunaanza kusema: “Hakuna dawa hospital…” “Barabara mbaya…” “Miradi imekwama…” And I ask… ulipigia kura CEO ama MC wa event?  Ohh Yes!! Now let’s move to the other side. Senator. Huyu sio competitor wa Governor. Huyu ni mkaguzi mkuu wa county huko Nairobi. The defender. The watcher. The one who is supposed to sit in Senate and say: “Boss… hii pesa imeenda wapi?” ...

  Daktari Alves… Mimi niko kadi. The rebirth of this country… has taken longer than necessary. Too long. Our parents… the baby boomers, the Generation Z Ruled by tyrants, they accepted their fate The yes sir, yes mum generation. Information was limited They accepted. They endured. They survived… but they did not question. During the Moi era… when coffers were looted… they still sang: Nyayo… They didn’t raise voices. They raised fingers. And those fingers… tingisa kidole moja ya Nyayo… Zilitwerk kama nonsense. Yes — they twerked with fingers , not figures . That was their politics. And us… the millennials? We were born into it. We inherited the clapping. We stood in the sun. Singing. Smiling. Waiting.  Clapped and Danced as the Nyayo Motorcade was in sight Sometimes we clapped, for the likes of kina Kamotho not knowing that the old man was not in the motorcade. It was glorious, but for a moment. Then something shifted. Something Changed Technology evo...

  Today… we go back to school. Relax. No uniform. No caning. Just truth. Because let’s be honest — we suffer not because we lack leaders… we suffer because we don’t understand them. We vote. We celebrate. We complain. But ask someone the difference between an MCA and an MP… silence. Awkward silence. Then someone coughs and says, “Si wote wanasaidia maendeleo? ” My friend… that’s where the problem starts. Let’s start at the bottom. MCA Member of County Assembly. Huyu ndio wako karibu na wewe. This is the person of the ward. The one who should know your roads, your water problems, your dispensary, your school. If your village road is bad — MCA. If your local clinic has no drugs — MCA should raise it. If development in your ward is zero — MCA must answer. Their main job? To make laws at the county level and oversee the county government. Yes… oversee. Same word. They approve budgets. They question how money is used. They represent your ward in the county assembly. Lakini reality? Tuna...

 I have been at home for more than a week now. No alcohol. Sober as a church mouse. Being sober has its peaks and lows. For one, I just realized that for all the years I have lived here, I have never bought window curtains. No tinted windows. Nothing. I have never actually been in this house during the day. So you can imagine my shock the first time this realization hit me. I was so shocked I nearly went to the chief’s camp to report theft. Sunlight ilikuwa imeingia kila mahali. I looked at the color of my sheets… and my mind just took a walk. How did I end up here? I have not seen Jamo and Tumaini, my daughter, for quite a while now. I hear stories they decided to take a break… rethink their relationship or something like that. But as they step back… old birds of prey have started circling again. Those dead relationships we thought were buried… Zimerudi. The damsel singer from Werugha — the one who used to ride with the Subaru boys… Now she is back in the pictu...

 Today Jamo and my Echo are not on my mind sana. It’s mid-morning. Niko tu hapa,  just staring at the iron sheet roof. Sina form kabisa!!!. And I don’t like that feeling. No cash, Sober, just thoughts making noise in my head. I keep thinking of a story I read recently. The story of the mouse, the cat, and the glass jar. A powerful story. A clever story. But like all stories… it depends on who is telling it, and why. In the version I read, the mouse hides inside the jar to escape the cat. The cat circles outside, patient, hungry, confident that sooner or later lunch will come. The lesson being pushed is simple — for the cat to get the mouse, it must fast get into the jar. Alaa!!. But as I kept looking at that iron sheet roof, I asked myself a different question. Why is the mouse hiding in a closed glass Jar? What if the jar is not protection… but a trap? Because in politics, especially in Taita Taveta, we must stop pretending that every move leaders make is str...